Saturday, March 22, 2014

A FUNNY FOR YOU TODAY

GOODBYE, MOM
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.


She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved and smiled back at him..

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk..

"How come so much? I only bought 5 items."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."

Bet you thought this was going to be a tearjerker.
Don't trust Little Old Ladies!!!

BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED,
FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE "LIGHT"!

2 comments:

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

LOL I fell on the floor on this one! Little old ladies can do a lot of damage...no doubt about it. Some years ago when Pat retired from the Marine Corp, and the children all finally left home..we managed some apartments and you would not believe how very wicked little old ladies can be. Gossip..start rumors..to mention only a few!
:) Loved the story.
How are you?
I've been ill and now have an infection in my face right below my cheek and I am off to the doctor's in the morning.
I hope you are well. It's been one thing after another with me and I do NOT want to become a sickly old lady. It worries me. It really does.
Hugs,
Mona

~Lavender Dreamer~ said...

Oh my! That is hilarious! You're right....don't trust little old ladies! heehee! Sweet hugs, diane